Never a Bridesmaid

Never a Bridesmaid

They always start much like any other Saturday for me. Wake up. Light up. Take a deeeep drag. Sh*t that’s better.

You know my favourite thing about this country? The weather.

They always start much like any other Saturday for me.
Wake up. Light up. Take a deeeep drag. Sh*t that’s better.
Kick whichever hairy-backed monstrosity I brought home last night.